Got something funny? aMoose-ing? Words to live by?
Got something funny? aMoose-ing? Words to live by?
And now for a few jokes.... I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to
keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer? I was going to be a cop, but I decided to
finish high school instead. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture
on my girlfriend's nightstand. Bad cop! No donut! I pay your salary! So, uh, you on the take, or what? Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last
officer only gave me a warning, too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just
so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are... What do you mean, "Have I been
drinking?" You're the trained shpecialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of
crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared
to this .44 magnum.
The ABSOLUTE Worst Things To Say To A Police Officer:
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